Pathan: Ham 25 Bhai Bahan Hain! Ladki: Kya Aap Ke Ghar Family Planning Wale Nahin Aaye? Pathan: Aaye The Skool Samajh Ke Vapas Chale Gaye!
Madam: Pathan Batao Jamin Aur Chand Ka Aapas Men Kya Rishta Hain! Pathan : Bhai Bahan Ka! Madam: Vo Kaise! Pathan : Kyonki Log Chand Ko Mamu Aur Jamin Ko Maa Kahte Hai!
Sindhi: Yah Chhota Sa Bachcha Tumhara Kya Lagta Hai? Pathan: Yah Mera Dur Ka Bhai Hai! Sindhi: Kaise Dur Ka Main Samjha Nahin? Pathan: Iske Aur Mere Darmiyaan 15 Bhaibhan Aur Hain!
Ek Pathan Bahut Pareshan Baitha Tha! Dost: Tum Itne Pareshaan Kyon Ho? Pathan: Yaar Meri Bahan Ke 3 Bhai Hain Lekin Mere 2! Aisa Kyon?
Ek Sindhi Ke Ghar Uska Pathan Dost Aaya! Sindhi: Bhai Taklif Na Karen Batayen Chay Chalegi Ya Thanda? Pathan: Isme Taklif Ki Kya Baat Hai Chay Banane Tak Thanda Hi Sahi!
Ek Pathan Apane Rikshe Ke Saath Khada Tha Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha "Khan Bhai Jaan Ikbal Ton Jaoge? Pathan: Main To Chala Jaunga Lekin Mere Rikshe Ka Khyal Kaun Rakhega?